Miscellaneous: Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of... - FML

By Soapy - 28/06/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

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By :(( - 30/05/2013 21:18 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing my hands. I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch. I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on my left hand because I was too frightened to explain. FML

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By Unsanitary - 26/06/2011 10:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML

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By Cheyenne - 11/07/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 00:00

Today, like every morning, I washed my mouthguard with bar soap. Tonight, though, I realized I hadn’t rinsed as well as I should have, there's soap between my teeth. FML

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By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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By sheridan.ashley - 15/05/2010 06:27 - Australia

Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML

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By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

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By Maggie - 17/03/2020 17:00

Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML

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No cussing

By jdsksoapy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML

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By Bullocks - 27/04/2012 05:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not by any sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

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CASoulNYCmind 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:14

What the hell are you talking about?! What the hell is this pony you speak of?! I'm so confizzled.

amy10 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:12

lol wow ydi why didn't u just cut it out?

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nuga 0

Monday 29 June 2009 6:20

Hahaha dude I totally still have one of those 'soapie ponies' soap bars. It takes a darn long time for those things to get used up.

snapple_1234 0

Monday 29 June 2009 6:33

dude just cut the soap or leave the water on why would you spend 3 hours washing ur hands?

ladycoyote 0

Monday 29 June 2009 6:46

I want soap that has a toy in it! I'm 25 and I see no problem whatsoever with this!

ditzykayla 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:03

lol. this sounds like something i would do. =p. i have never in my life seen soap with a pony in it...or any other type of toy for that matter...and i would so get one if i ever did see it.....and for all the people who said to cut it out? where's the fun in that????

ChipotleFreak 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:04

throw it away retard

kaykay10xo 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:08

u could have just cut around the ponie....

redhondamike 6

Thursday 3 January 2013 7:39

Pony*

thisisnotagame 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:13

I can't stop laughing at #4's comment.

etchasketchy 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:19

YDI, " I'm 16 "

Keiko86 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:48

Hey I am so bored, I would probably do that too.

Chico_Batzwana 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:49

your ******* retarded...

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