By WhatdyaDo - 16/03/2009 09:55 - Canada

Today, I spent a solid four hours and over one hundred dollars preparing a nice fancy meal for my new girlfriend. A delicious three pound rack of ribs with a sweet and sour marinade. Steam broccoli with melted cheese. Home made buttermilk biscuits. I serve the meal. She doesn't eat beef. FML
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Same thing different taste

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That sucks, but before you go all-out on a meal like that you should at least know what she likes and doesn't like.

Wildcard 0

awww :( i eat beef, when's dinner?? :P

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sondramcfail 0

Shouldn't you know that about your girlfriend??

ilovejoey9 0

funny thing is, ribs are PORK.

You heathens that don't know good beef haven't lived until you've had a good grass fed standing rib roast of beef. Such a fine piece of cow flesh could easily cost $60. (and worth every penny, mind you...). You folks probably think that you get a good steak at Sizzler... HEATHENS, I say! Wait.. where was I? Oh, right.. Look at this lady as a challenge; convert her to eating beef! Or sacrifice her on the altar of the Great Carnivore Gods! Bwa-ha-ha-haaaa! Well.. or dump her and find a nice beef eatin' girl worth preparing such a fine meal.

First off, to all you morons that are saying ribs are pork not beef...have you seriously never seen a beef rib? It's not even like they are a rarity...don't believe me? Try looking it up. Second, I have been a vegetarian for over 3 years, if someone was cooking for me, I would make sure they are aware of that fact, to those of you saying to dump her or that you would never date a vegetarian...go play in traffic, that's like refusing to date someone for religion...it's what they believe in. And to those saying that she should have eaten it anyways to be polite...you probably don't know any vegetarians...first off, if they don't believe in eating meat, it will disgust them...also, after a few months of complete vegetarianism, the body completely stops producing the enzymes that break up the meat in their system...basically, she will throw up her guts if she eats it.

Her loss? Lesson learned, not a real FML.

It happens. I was a vegetarian for over a year, but recently went back to eating meat because I missed my favorites too much. I had friends and family who had known from the start that I was a vegetarian who forgot on a regular basis, so even if you did know, I totally understand how it could have slipped your mind, especially since she is a new girlfriend. Don't beat yourself up over it, and hey, more ribs for you!

shykneejess 0

It's okay, it's the thought that counts. Save the meal for your mom or some friends or something, and take her out and get her to buy lmao. I bet she was very impressed though. How would she expect you to know she doesn't eat beef? Like c'mon. No biggie.