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By Mystery LeRale - 15/01/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

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By seriouslybored - 17/06/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

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By annoym - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML

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By Youdontneed2knowmyname - 05/02/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

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By Dying Whale - 02/03/2017 04:00

Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML

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By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML

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By ineedalife - 02/02/2013 12:08 - Australia

Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML

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Get me out of here

By dang ol' anonymous, man - 01/05/2022 03:59

Today, I was stuck in a room for eight hours with several guys doing impressions of Boomhauer from King of the Hill. Talkin' 'bout that dang ol' FML. FML

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Procrastinating my life away

By Beatrix - 11/11/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

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happypink_fml 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 7:09

its better then spending all day on here

C0okieMonster 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:36

Pfft, of course you have something better to do!!! EAT COOKIES!!!! Cookie!

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iFruit 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:07

Who cares its not like you poisoned it...

Jared900DUmpling 30

Friday 24 January 2014 16:25

That doesn't even make sense

RatIsKing 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 5:03

maybe you should spend some time getting a gf/bf instead wasting your time in that AND on this site, smart one

kornonthecobb 0

Friday 18 September 2009 7:37

sometimes when i get bored i randomly find myself meowing at my dog 2 see if he can understand me lol

HamsteronA 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 14:22

FAIL

megitts 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 4:24

ok that one really made me laugh! I oils app picture it! 

homealone12345 0

Friday 23 April 2010 6:59

i had a few of thoese days

LoonyPheebs 0

Monday 31 January 2011 14:41

FYL for having nothing to do. YDI for not being social enough to ask a friend to hang out. Unless you have a social phobia, it's really your own fault...

viviville 0

Friday 22 April 2011 21:18

get a Facebook.

madam_fml 0

Friday 6 May 2011 21:10

maybe you should consider making something out of ur life, do u really believe you were created to live in this earth with no purpose? I suggest looking into the religion of Islam, you'll find that it will provide you with the truth and you'll be so grateful u did

jtswiwi 5

Sunday 21 August 2011 8:00

Get some friends....

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML

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Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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Today, I had a chest x-ray. I thought everything was okay, that is until the tech gasped slightly and muttered, "Mother of God." I asked him what was wrong, and he kept insisting he had no idea what I was talking about. Now I'm so upset I can't even sleep. FML

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Today, I walked in on my husband sniffing my sister’s panties from her laundry basket. He had the gall to defend himself and told me, “If you wore these sexy thongs and cheekies instead of them granny panties, I wouldn’t be doing this.” I wear “granny panties” because I recently gave birth to our daughter. FML

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Today, after I went to Mexico for its museums, when I try to share my experience with other guys, they all think I went there for sex. FML

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Today, I was sitting the living room, when my mom commented on the smell of garlic in the air. After ten minutes of searching for the source, she gave up. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd tried using garlic to cure my yeast infection. FML

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Today, in the middle of my online midterm, my computer decided to update and closed out of the test. It can't be retaken. FML

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Today, I went to pick up my last paycheck, since I was fired last week. My boss said he wasn't going to give it to me. I told him it's illegal not to, and he told me with a shit-eating grin, "What are you gonna do? Arrest me?" FML

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