By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 02:27 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML
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MsSoulReaper 27

Your wife must not trust you :/ Sorry OP

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blcksocks 19

You work 24/7? When do you poop?

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eyecon502 13

She watches Lifetime too much!

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Sumo69 9

I don't know man you leave yourself quite an Ala bye

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numbersystem 4

Her birthday gift should be a golf vacation for you and your friends. In Vegas.

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DespairFaction 11

Makes perfect sense. 1.You took money out of your bank 2. You're a guy 3. You didn't get approval. Must be cheating.

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jedielf 23

If he says he works so much that he doesn't even have enough time to see his friends, it might have at least crossed her mind momentarily. Then for some reason he takes more money out of their account than usual. I wouldn't have immediately accused him of cheating, though.

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Trisha_aus 15

Noor is back to being a cute pussy cat and I'm back to laughing at her comments...life's good

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bwtchinheels 0

Tell her she's a passive aggressive bitch face that doesn't trust you. **** her.

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DespairFaction 11

I don't know if she will let him hit that after calling her a bitch face.

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TinyGiant 4

Did she not clue in to the fact that it's her birthday soon? (Assuming it is) if not, YDI for Marrying a moron

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gracehi 31

Your long working hours may be the very reason she's so suspicious. She likely thinks you're lying when you tell her you have to work late & that you're really spending time with a mistress. Try texting her throughout the day if you can. The extra attention may help settle her fears.

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gracehi 31

Also, show her the receipt for her gift when you give it to her. Since it matches the amount taken out of your account, it should dispel her accusations about that. After all, it's not as if she doesn't already know how much it costs.

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gracehi 31

Thanks. :) I try to be helpful when I can... And when I have nothing funny to say.

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Complaining 13

Plain and simple: Just tell her when the time comes.

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