By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 02:27 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 806
You deserved it 2 175

Same thing different taste

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Your wife must not trust you :/ Sorry OP

blcksocks 19

You work 24/7? When do you poop?

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I don't blame her.. Last year I dated a guy for 6months and then I found out he was married and had 2 kids.. Maybe she had a bad experience in the past.. Just talk to her and work it out.. I know it sounds lame, but if u really aren't having an affair then the best thing is to talk to her n straighten things out :).

Michael_92 20

I agree with you, but at the same time don't you think that she should have a little more trust in the guy she MARRIED?

Not to mention the ability to recognize that her own birthday is coming up and that her husband may choose to buy her a gift.

GoW_Chick 14

Should of hid the recipe from S.S.S. Store better, tsk, tsk. (S.S.S./ secret sexy secretary)

Recipe? Or receipt? :p I'm cooking up a big ol' batch of sexy!

GoW_Chick 14

It was suppose to be receipt but the letter stealing fairy that lives in my smartphone decided to cause mischief *sigh*

So you can't even go out and eat because apparently you're wife will accuse you of cheating? I am concerned about you OP , just show her the gift and be like thank you for ruining the surprise.

Michael_92 20

Why should they have separate accounts? They are married therefore should be able to trust each other with all financial aspects.

Trisha_aus 15

No trust. No relationship.

kawaiichick 9

She has trust issues, equals to her being guilty as well. Hmmm

Not necessarily, but it's certainly a possibility. My ex husband was very jealous, and once even got physical with me just because a friend told him he had a "hunch" that there was "something more" between me and a friend of ours. Then it turned out that he was the one cheating on me.

I really don't see how that will make OP feel better. -.- But anyway, you should really nip that problem in the butt. My exhusband's numerous "real" affairs began with "cyber" affairs. Your wife's infidelity could quickly escalate to something tangible.

OOPS! Sorry. I meant to post that as a reply to another comment. Please excuse the double posting that I will now commit.

Effin' chicks. Never appreciate anything

redmane 21

They never appreciate anything because you probably don't do anything for them. With that attitude, you'll never get or keep a girl. Good luck with your bad attitude.

Michael_92 20

I personally think it is really odd how quick she was accusing you of cheating....anyone else think something else is up?