By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 02:27 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 806
You deserved it 2 175

Same thing different taste

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Your wife must not trust you :/ Sorry OP

blcksocks 19

You work 24/7? When do you poop?

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Sorry to hear this. Maybe this will make you feel better. My partner has been having cyber affairs with otherness through WOW. She works but I pay most of the bills.

I really don't see how that will make OP feel better. -.- But anyway, you should really nip that problem in the butt. My exhusband's numerous "real" affairs began with "cyber" affairs. Your wife's infidelity could quickly escalate to something tangible. (Please excuse double post. Twas accidental.)

It's FML. Always accuse of cheating and always dump your partner for every bad thing that happens. /sarcasm

Rocky007 15

Photograph the item and the receipt, then return both and buy something for yourself, then follow this script: OP: "I got this for your birthday" *Op shows picture* Op:"But I decided that the money was better spent on this" *Op holds item he purchased for himself while standing out of range in case she has a bad reaction*

so true...trust is the most important part of a relationship

kandi_kid69 15

OP, instead of buying her a gift you should've found the guy that had the fried rat, took it off his hands, put it in a box and wrapped it for your wife. :p

That sucks maybe show her what you posted and she'll understands. If not that's here problem. Good luck! :)

Next year, buy yourself a hooker and give your wife an entire case of herpes, the gift that keeps on giving...