By Anonymous - 31/08/2011 14:23 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML
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aruam365 24

why the hell would you let anyone near your penis with a sharpie??

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xMissxMurderx 1

why do women want cocks to be French? I prefer German. ;)

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beezleboss2010 3

Daamn, I'd draw my dick going in her ass in her sleep. (include the face she left you with.) Then wake her up with actually doing it.

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emmame223 4

No. Shed get him back twice as crazy we always win! The end :) thankyahgoodbye

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Egnar 19

She's a keeper - Frankly if my girlfriend instigated me by doing that I'd walk around naked with a terrible french accent the rest of the day.

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OfficeNinja 5

your reaction is to wash if off. my reaction would be to put on a heavy fake French accent announcing that Pierre wants a French kiss.

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kenshimori 10

That's actually pretty funny. I don't really think it's fml type of material though.

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

why the **** did she draw on your dick? that's messed up

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ArmedcrackerR6 8

Sounds like there's a great story behind this... Do tell

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cherry72 13

FOTFLMAO best FML I've read in a while tyvm for posting you gave me tummy giggles lol

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