By Anonymous - 24/03/2013 10:30 - Australia - Brisbane

Spicy
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 342
You deserved it 14 722

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ArielTheMermaid 17

Is it really necessary for an 11 year old to have his own personal laptop? And OP, unless he bought it himself, you have rights to take it away

TorisaurusRexxx 10

#1, there are many things that could be done to stop him. Snap his computer in half. Turn off the Internet router. Stab him, light him on fire, and dump his body behind McDonalds. Or simply just take the computer away.

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Maybe an 11 year old shouldn't even have a laptop.

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Maybe you should read the 37 other comments saying the exact same thing.

caitiebug1119 15

Just take away the whole computer. If he needs it for school, watch him like a hawk. Ground him from the using the computer at all other than school needs. Lock the computer with a password he can't guess. While he's grounded, tell him why you have a problem with it. Get his dad, uncle, or grandpa to talk to him too.

What kinda ****? I hope he at least has good taste!

If you don't like it that much, take the laptop away. But remember, he's an 11 year old boy, he's curious. It's normal.

Let it happen, just have a talk about with him

Part of the normal development. why try to stop it. Rather take it as an oportunity to inform him about ****, sex, love the differenced the things in common and the way to (when he is old enough) participate in a safe manner. If you try to forbid it it ony encourages the curriosity

It's a game of wits. Start by blacklisting the entire .xxx domain. Next add any **** site that comes up on google. Then add sites to the black list as your son finds them. I give it 4 months before you have a **** free home. Just make sure you blacklist them from the router and not just his laptop. But remember the password for when you want to watch ****.

The problem is that you gave it to an eleven year-old. He's eleven.

Why does your 11 yr old even have/need a laptop?

Be a parent and take away his laptop. Or buy him a playboy...