By Anonymous - 24/03/2013 10:30 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
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ArielTheMermaid 17

Is it really necessary for an 11 year old to have his own personal laptop? And OP, unless he bought it himself, you have rights to take it away

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TorisaurusRexxx 10

#1, there are many things that could be done to stop him. Snap his computer in half. Turn off the Internet router. Stab him, light him on fire, and dump his body behind McDonalds. Or simply just take the computer away.

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miniski5 11

Why does he even have a computer??? Just get a family one!!

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caligirllife 11

Maybe that's why an 11 year old shouldn't have a laptop in the first place.

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EmmaxSampson 9

11 year old with a laptop. There's your problem right there.

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rvontr88 21

Why does he have a laptop. That's just bad parenting.

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Deviant_fml 5

Yeah, that's not going to work. He's just going to see it as a challenge to overcome. No matter what suite you use, someone has found a way around it and has posted a tutorial, easily found on google. If he's determined enough, he'll most likely become more familiar with the software than you are. Good way to raise a hacker though...

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mrkp 14

I'm sure you punished him after you caught him watching **** the first time, even though the FML doesn't say anything about it. Now that you've caught him again, take it away. Sell it/give it to someone who can use it properly. Bottom line, you deserve it for giving an 11 year old his own computer. You should have known something like this would happen. I mean, would it really be so terrible if he had to use some sort of family computer for an hour a two a day and then had to go entertain himself WITHOUT electronics for the rest of the day? I know, I know... that sounds like cruel and unusual punishment, but believe me... he'll live.

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perdix 29

Poor bastard! He's going to think he has a tiny penis! Even if he us average, he'll be tiny by potn standards.

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Dracoboxer357 35

95- Then my advice is hide your underwear, or one day when you step outta the shower, you may catch him and a friend sniffing your bra and commenting on it's warmth. :P (Flashback fml, anyone?) :p

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dstadler 6

3 hours installing and configuring a program you bought to do what the operating system will do already

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jewl1255 8

Dear people who say watching **** is ok: You're all idiots. There is NO NEED to watch ****. AT ANY AGE! You all need to get off your computers and get lives. And may I point out that I use a computer for nearly every assignment. And I don't have a laptop. I have a VERY old, shared desktop. I only got a cell phone this year. This kid is spoiled and needs good, old-fashioned discipline. And don't give him the computer back.

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perdix 29

#97, because getting sex in real life is safer and healthier than looking at videos of strangers having sex?

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llama612 27

You sir have no idea what you are talking about. Also I agree with perdix. Not to mention this is a young boy we are talking about about 95% of young boys find a way to see **** be it some magazines they hide under their bed or the internet.

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perdix 29

#110, thanks. When I was a kid, I hid a Playboy under my bed, but I hid my stash of Hustlers under the Internet. Back in those days, it was just FTP, listservs and usenet, so it was a pretty obscure place to hide hardcore ****.

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KageKaldaka 6

Why is this post being down voted? Despite looking at it, I will agree there is not NEED to look at ****. I personally just do it whenever I get bored and have nothing else to do.

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