By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 13:16 - United States

Today, I spent two hours driving all over town looking for a store that sold pumpkins. When I finally found some, I was charged ten dollars per pumpkin. Later, I went to my town's annual Halloween festival and discovered they were giving pumpkins away for free. FML
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qazaq 1

Ydi who buys pumpkins when people leave them out on there porch for free

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Naomimi_fml 6

I know right! Why adopt a child when they roam the streets alone on Halloween... for free?!

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jeffw1123 4

i wish i got free pumpkins but i only payed 4 for the ones i got i bought 2 so i spent 8 dollars but ya that kinda sucks

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evilplatypus 38

It took me three tries to figure out what you said. I mourn the English language.

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ohmandapants 16

Besides the fact that you completely destroyed the English language...nobody cares that you spent $8 on 2 pumpkins. OP spent 10$ per pumpkin.

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xphoebex 5

Thank you for sharing that truly remarkable story with us. It's changed the lives of many.

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NoWarranty_fml 14

I wish I had a free retard-English decoder so I could decipher what you just said.

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stephanieeDawnx 0

Where the he'll is Doc when you need him? -_-

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saIty 17

Take those free pumpkins and sell them for 9.50. That's 50 cents less than those rip-offs, so people will buy them from you.

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ToxicCandyTree 9

Not if they've already been to the festival and know they can get free pumpkins somewhere else.

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leadman1989 15

Yup and free Tibet... but pumpkins first.

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Alexisthebestest 16

You didn't assume the Halloween Festival would have Pumpkins?

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Alexisthebestest 16

Yeah, but she probably blew more money in gas then she would have if the pumpkins weren't free.

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The_Troller 14

But... Why would OP look around for two hours and NOT think about visiting the Halloween festival to check for pumpkins?

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Alexisthebestest 16

86- that's exactly what I'm saying. Why wouldn't she check their first? Every Halloween/Fall Festival I've been to has had pumpkins.

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TheBlackCops 0

At least you are supporting a local business.

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perdix 29

Learn this line, "Sorry, kids, I couldn't find a pumpkin." You can say that after going to one store, or you can be really clever, and say it without ever leaving home;)

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KiddNYC1O 20

I hate when stuff like that happens.

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