Transportation: Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class...

By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML

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By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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Bad doggo

By babyboomerang - 12/05/2009 11:16 - United States

Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML

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By MJensen - 10/05/2016 21:57 - Denmark - Herlev

Today, I wanted to be nice to my boyfriend and buy him a cake. Not only did I drop it in the bus, when I got home I forgot that I'd put it on my bed, and sat on it. FML

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The cake was not a lie.

By Alex Knight - 07/11/2017 19:00

Today, I bought a cake. I then immediately forgot what I was carrying, opened the door to my car, and tossed the bag into the back seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 21:57 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML

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Peckish

By Bontempi - 19/07/2012 18:55 - France

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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By Sherressa - 02/12/2013 20:04 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML

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By emselin - 18/09/2012 20:07 - Denmark - Niv

Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML

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That blows

By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 23:30

Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML

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Baby don't hurt me...

By whatislife1969 - 08/09/2017 10:00

Today, my friends got me a cake for my birthday. As I blew out the candles, they shoved my head into it and I was knocked out for 3 minutes before an ambulance took me to the hospital. I got a concussion from a cake. FML

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super3286 14

Friday 5 November 2010 2:07

wow dont fall asleep in public transportation

docscientist 9

Friday 5 November 2010 2:07

The homeless have birthdays too.

Comments

squirell_AIDS69 0

Friday 5 November 2010 2:15

I'm sorry but that's just hilarious! Lol

TempestRain 0

Friday 5 November 2010 2:15

Beat his ass!

GunReaper 0

Friday 5 November 2010 6:56

well he's homeless and she's not. I say she has not too many problems if. this is her fml. the homeless guy has problems. I'd give him the cake.

jakeisawake 3

Friday 5 November 2010 2:16

Was the chunk like a bite? Or was he generous enough to cut a piece out for himself and leave the rest still perfectly entact?

love_me_electric 20

Friday 5 November 2010 3:54

I got the impression that he ripped off a chunk with his hands and stuffed it in his face.

jakeisawake 3

Friday 5 November 2010 4:31

I'd still keep the cake. Just don't get why it wasn't covered...

kmarie7823 7

Friday 5 November 2010 2:17

well, you fed a poor homeless guy. :) just tidy up the area where he took a chunk out and say you had to test it first lol

FyreKrotch 1

Friday 5 November 2010 2:27

He would've been toothless, as well as homeless, if he had stolen my cake.

ItsmeRJ_ 0

Friday 5 November 2010 2:29

If you've been delayng them for weeks then they can wait one more day

satomi_ishida 0

Friday 5 November 2010 2:31

Lol he got his cake and ate it too (: Poor guy.

LemonLala 0

Friday 5 November 2010 2:31

Did you end up giving him the whole cake? There was really no point in keeping it or just throwing it away since it was obvious he would've eaten it. Just bake another tomorrow and don't even mention it.

tykiej 0

Friday 5 November 2010 2:33

I think I would have just smiled at the hobo and very sweetly told him he will need a doctor as soon as possible. If he asked why, I would tell him he now needs to have his system flushed of all the poisons he just ingested. :-)