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By storyofmylife - 23/08/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I spilled my heart out to a guy by showing him one of my poetry journals. He read through it and said, "Wow, I feel sorry for the guy you wrote about." The poems were all about how I loved him. FML
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thequickredofox 0

I've never met a man that either a: liked sappy poetry or was b: able to read hidden meanings. Here's a hint........ just tell him outright! .... men, they may be pirates but they're crap at reading clues.

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grlwitperlEring 0

Am I the only one who thinks it's creepy to show a guy a bunch of unsolicited love poems about him?

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giganticbrain 0

You deserve it for writing poetry, and then thinking it can win a man over. Men don't care about poetry.

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BLiNdZoRz 3

Let me let you in on a little secret. Men hate poetry, and don't care about love. We just want to screw you in the ass and pretend we love you. =D

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DollyMolly 0

My friend does the same thing. It always backfires. I'm sorry but that is the sort of thing you keep private. Seduce someone another way, where they don't feel like you're thinking about them non-stop. :-/

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VectorRaptor 0

You deserved it for being such a creep-out. So you were surprised he didn't like your notebook-shaped obsessive shrine? Whatever happened to asking people on dates?

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Seb_or_Sam 0

Ouch. That's not fun. Hopefully it'll be better next time...

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sacrificethesoul 0

ah thats a bummer im sorry. maybe keep those things to yourself tho and just tell him how you feel. i wish the girl ive fallen in love with felt the way you felt for this one guy. but dont worry its all good in the end

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DameGreyWulf 0

If you wrote a whole book of poems just for one person, I would feel sorry for them too, because that sounds really creepy.

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epicwinmaster 0

who writes poems anymore? we usually just tell our feelings to people. that way something awkward doesnt happen like that

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tori_ellen 0

I was talking to mate on msn once (we're both girls btw), and she asked me how my love life was going and I said, ''lol you know my love life doesn't exist'' and she sent me this poem which was kind of cool but kind of a downer and I replied to it, ''I don't mean to sound cynical but that sounds like it was written by some girl who can't get a date, feels sorry for herself, and then wrote a poem about it making guys seem like the ones who are missing out'' and JUST as I hit ''Enter'' another message from her pops up saying, ''tis about you''. So I'm like, ''Oops shit..'' and she's like, ''Shit sorry...'' It was a bit awkward lol. The moral of the story - KEEP YOUR POETRY TO YOURSELF :P

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