Health: Today, I sprained my wrist while trying to grate a block of frozen...

By cheeseless - 11/08/2016 20:47 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I sprained my wrist while trying to grate a block of frozen cheese. FML

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By foreveralone15 - 24/06/2021 10:59

Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 21:12 - United States - Rockville

Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML

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By diorlove - 21/01/2010 22:17 - France

Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML

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By Chris - 11/01/2010 13:43 - Ireland

Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML

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By yollew - 25/11/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML

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By freakingow - 14/02/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

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By fmlmao - 28/01/2017 12:00

Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML

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By babygirllxo - 13/07/2010 18:28 - Canada

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

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By couturier - 02/01/2010 07:08 - France

Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML

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WCARlover 34

Friday 12 August 2016 9:55

That does not sound like a gouda time, I bet you're feeling pretty bleu

roxyroller20 15

Friday 12 August 2016 9:53

Try putting some cold/frozen on it! Or maybe not...

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whit3lynn 2

Saturday 13 August 2016 19:40

The world is a scary place, be careful next time OP!

CaptainSmith28 19

Sunday 14 August 2016 1:04

How perfect that a cheese related FML comes from Wisconsin?

saikomad 10

Sunday 14 August 2016 12:53

I think you're my new hero OP! This is one of the better FMLs I've seen today.

sarahlwatson24 6

Sunday 14 August 2016 19:47

The fact that you're from Wisconsin makes this even better. Lol.

big_ben345 9

Thursday 18 August 2016 2:14

#wisconsinproblems

nroggenbauer 3

Saturday 20 August 2016 9:57

the fact that this happened in Wisconsin makes it even funnier

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