Animals: Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant...

By Blood on my hands - 07/08/2013 05:40 - United States

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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By scarredforlife - 16/08/2012 04:05 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2013 17:20 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2012 22:54 - Australia

Today, while trying to take my Christmas tree down, I learned that at some point during the last few weeks, it became home to a colony of green ants. I'm now covered in bites and terrified to go anywhere near it. FML

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By willkftw - 14/04/2019 16:00

Today, despite putting all the food in the fridge, taking all the rubbish outside, cleaning the house top to bottom and setting up bait, we're still dealing with a bloody huge ant problem. I've now got a rash all over from being bitten while I sleep. FML

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Queen

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML

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By ewicsmelly - 29/12/2010 02:13 - United States

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML

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Sneaky

By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 14:00

Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML

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By TuteSweet - 12/08/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2017 22:00 - United States - Westerville

Today, I saw a dead ant. It made me think about how brief and fragile life is, why we're all here, and whether it has a point. It was a piece of lint. FML

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FutureMatty 24

Wednesday 7 August 2013 12:20

More then cradling it, it was more likely trying to carry it to eat it lol

anmolm97 12

Wednesday 7 August 2013 12:18

ant issues?

Comments

NoFlippinWai 24

Wednesday 7 August 2013 13:43

In some cultures and religions, it is a mortal sin to kill any living creature and you will be punished by the hands of Karma.

seztacular 6

Wednesday 7 August 2013 13:57

I can hear the voice over to your made for TV movie now. His murderous rampage all started with ants...

ShananaginsLOL 13

Thursday 8 August 2013 6:28

*Her

randm_dude 9

Wednesday 7 August 2013 14:06

OP should have played "The Rains of Castamere" in the background. I know, Jeyne was not at the wedding. Well just think of the TV version of it. xd

lordlekal 17

Wednesday 7 August 2013 14:06

I really hope this one gets Illustrated.

dgdude101 5

Wednesday 7 August 2013 14:09

Pfffffft! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

unclevertwat 5

Wednesday 7 August 2013 14:10

Go with corn meal next time. The ants will gobble it up, take it home and die off without you having to see the effects of Raid as you napalm their little village, you heartless monster you. <j/k> he was definitely about to eat his friend too

perdix 29

Wednesday 7 August 2013 14:17

Don't tread on an ant He's done nothing to you There might come a day When he's treading on you Don't tread on an ant You'll end up black and blue Cut off his head Legs come looking for you!

ilikepizzapies 8

Wednesday 7 August 2013 14:22

mourning the loss of his parent and ant Colony. He would assert the identity of an ant to avenge the injustice of their murder, by fighting crime done by OP in Ant City. He is vengeance... He is the night... He is Antman.