By holyshitbatman - 09/11/2012 04:53 - United States - Toledo

Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four hours into our relationship, he began telling me that he can see spirits, dead people, and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go. FML
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theycallmejadeee 8

I'd be more worried about the "black dog" following you.

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GreenDayFanatic 5

A big black dog is following you? Sounds like The Grim from Harry Potter. That's pretty serious, you should get some help with that.

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Omni7 11

Sounds like a hell hound from supernatural in the lore they were giant black dogs that were invisble and maul you to death if you make a deal with a demon

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anthony99 14

You're dating Professor Trelawney's twin brother

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Relenaz 9

That is a little freaky, but also kind of awesome. I wonder if OP is still dating that guy?

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shazinie 7

Am I the only one who thinks of Supernatural when I see this

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PsychoAlexLying 4

I think he's infringing Gena Showalter's copyright

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