By holyshitbatman - 09/11/2012 04:53 - United States - Toledo

Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four hours into our relationship, he began telling me that he can see spirits, dead people, and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go. FML
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theycallmejadeee 8

I'd be more worried about the "black dog" following you.

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skyeyez9 24

He sounds odd, but what if he really sees those things? I'd stick around just to hear more, it is pretty interesting.

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skyeyez9 24

Lets hope there isnt a ghost following the black ghost dog with a vacuum cleaner to suck up its *****.

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dellis44 7

Sounds like an unsuccessful match.com story.

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Milly_Bays 2

It could be a hell hound. You haven't been messing with Crowley, have you?

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RoseCrystal 17

Uh oh. A black dog is a demonic entity. Quick! To the Vatican!

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gunnerysgt 15

A black dog is an omen, usually meaning death

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Zombiegirl420 1

A black dog following you is an omen of death. There are accounts of it dating way back.

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FireFlie07 20

It's not weird. He's just a medium.

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OceanBlueSea 12

It's the grim....

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UltimateGIRness 16

I've just got to say that I love your profile pic

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