bullshit...

Nurse Techs ftl

haha. just wait til you get to sponge bath someone after they fall and break their hip. they tend to lose control of bodily functions then. you should research a job before applying

hey, old man needs his nards shaved. the real FML here should be the old man! you know why hospitals shave people. it's not for swimsuit season! they are going to slice open that guys sack, and maybe do to him what I had done to two cats! and all you can worry about is you shaved em?

The good news is that if you **** up, he's probably done trying to have kids anyways ;), so no real harm done. Let me know if you get good at it, I might want to hire you to do some moonlighting. I already outsource the chore of mowing my literal lawn to service that does it better than me, so I might try doing the same with my intimate lawn ;)

this will be a good "test" for you. hope u have balls of fun.

Could be worse. You could be getting paid to put labels on library books in Texas.

that's NASTYYY!!!

while your fondoling his nuts you should say ooops!

that's hot hahaha