By hospital - 05/10/2010 23:36 - United States

Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 114
You deserved it 5 672

Same thing different taste

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knibbsy 4

Man, you're new job is nuts! What a hairy situation. You did some hangin' around the office, only to get low-balled by your boss.

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Why on earth would you have to do that? I don't see how this would benefit his health. Am I missing something here?

testicular cancer maybe, people don't go to hospital because it's fun

wriptidez 0

hope u were genital errr gentle

Why is everybody saying FML??? It's his effing job! What did you think OP, that hospitals were full of George Clooneys, always smelled like roses and you would have to sit there and watch people heal miraculously? FFS, if you work in a hospital you should know that you will have to do the most disgusting, repulsing things you wouldn't even THINK someone needed to do, like shaving an old man's testicles, clean people, vomit, blood, piss, shit, watch people suffer, see people die, being helpless... What did you think??? Hospitals aren't glamorous. It stinks, it's sad, and tiring. If you weren't ready for that then maybe you should'ce chosen another path.

munkee_6669 0

dude you work in a hospital what did you expect? stop bitching and being a pussy. YDI.

christa953 12

well said man, I am a trainee nurse an have to hear this sort of shit all the time. I don't think people understand it's not like the movies all smiles and lollies

Koot_fml 0

I'd rather be the shaver, then the shavee, he's the guy with a blade. against his nuts. YDI