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By hospital - 05/10/2010 23:36 - United States

Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML

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You deserved it 5 675

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By HairyBoobs - 05/11/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 419

You deserved it 6 893

By Buggga - 22/08/2009 09:07 - Australia

Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 724

You deserved it 206

knibbsy 4

Wednesday 6 October 2010 9:06

Man, you're new job is nuts! What a hairy situation. You did some hangin' around the office, only to get low-balled by your boss.

xxxbooxxx 16

Wednesday 6 October 2010 9:00

Eww!!

Comments

Jiujitsu77 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 1:19

sucks but hey at least u got a job.....at least I hope its well payed to be shaving an old mans balls...LOL

Axe_Cept 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 1:25

I agree w 25 - she hit it right on the head

laurennbunnyy 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 2:34

what is op?

SoccerChick4Ev 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 2:36

haha

vashthestampede 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 4:08

Yeah, your life defiantly sucks OP... still don't understand how this is the love category :|

perdix 29

Thursday 7 October 2010 6:42

If you were hot, his penis would stand up and get out of the way of your work area. If not, you'd have to hold that flaccid, old dick in one hand while you corralled the droopy balls in the other -- and then operate the razor with your mouth.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 7 October 2010 6:53

*shudders* Hopefully this dude had ED.

Hollisterbabe11 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 7:42

totally agree with 43. total HIPPA violation. you're not suppose to post things about patients on any public site or say anything at all! if you can't handle health care work then don't work in a hospital!!!!