Work: Today, I started my new job as a repossession agent. While attempting...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2012 16:38 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, I started my new job as a repossession agent. While attempting to repo a boat, we came across a young couple. The woman was very annoying, and even hit another agent, so I threatened to throw her in the water if she touched him again. I ended up in the water instead. FML

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By butisavedyourkid - 06/06/2013 04:13 - United States

Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML

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Mischief109 11

Tuesday 12 June 2012 22:29

Did you at least bring her down with you? At least then you could've accomplished your threat

Flocka_23 14

Tuesday 12 June 2012 22:30

I hope you took as much pleasure in repossessing her boat as humanly possible

Comments

cherrybitches 6

Tuesday 12 June 2012 22:35

I dont understand why people always want to argue or fight the repo man its not like its their fault.

hockeyoceancity 13

Tuesday 12 June 2012 23:40

I agree with you, instead of fighting with them just look to your profile picture for advice. :)

taybabaylover 1

Tuesday 12 June 2012 22:36

Ita like that show opertion repo! At least u didn get shot like in the show.,

blcksocks 19

Tuesday 12 June 2012 22:38

Fake repo men

emtheprem 3

Tuesday 12 June 2012 22:39

you got in the water? bet you swam well away from her:')

KVKdragon 26

Tuesday 12 June 2012 22:40

You should always have your crew with you. Where's your grifter, hacker, hitter, and thief?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 12 June 2012 22:41

I hate to break it to you, but you're going to meet a lot of cranky people in your line of work.

tony1891 22

Tuesday 12 June 2012 22:42

you got thrown in the water by a female? how was the view down there?

greenie213 23

Tuesday 12 June 2012 22:43

Hey you were in a no win situation. If you were to throw her into the water, you would be a jerk, and now you look like a wimp because she overpowered you. It just sucks.