By Anonymous - 12/06/2012 16:38 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, I started my new job as a repossession agent. While attempting to repo a boat, we came across a young couple. The woman was very annoying, and even hit another agent, so I threatened to throw her in the water if she touched him again. I ended up in the water instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 470
You deserved it 14 551

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Did you at least bring her down with you? At least then you could've accomplished your threat

Flocka_23 14

I hope you took as much pleasure in repossessing her boat as humanly possible

Comments

tehdarkness 21

Shoulda played Repo Games :p

Meesersuperman1 4

Yeah that's a white trash job.

That's professional.... Ydi for not using either pepper spray or simply calling the cops.

schubur 3

Maybe of u would stop stealing other peoples shit an get a real job u could become less of a pussy.

maybe if people paid their debts there would be no need for repomen at all

Don't make threats you can't cash out. If you say your going to throw a bitch in the water, do it. For training, watch South Beach Tow on TruTV. Yea, I know it is not exactly "real" and parts of it could be scripted. But that is not the point. Be like Bernice. Emulate her character. Throw a bitch into a dumpster if you need to.

"If you're gonna shoot, shoot; don't talk." - Tuco from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Don't bother with threatening to shove her in the water, just push her and make off with the repo. No one will takes threats seriously, anymore… not one-on-one, anyway.

At least you didn't get hypothermia? FYL OP, But your job experience will likely go up after this!

Seriously? When it's your job, you should act a little more professional than making treats. You deserved that dip. Hopefully you learned from it.