By Anonymous - 12/06/2012 16:38 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, I started my new job as a repossession agent. While attempting to repo a boat, we came across a young couple. The woman was very annoying, and even hit another agent, so I threatened to throw her in the water if she touched him again. I ended up in the water instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 470
You deserved it 14 551

Same thing different taste

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Did you at least bring her down with you? At least then you could've accomplished your threat

Flocka_23 14

I hope you took as much pleasure in repossessing her boat as humanly possible

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Maybe it was the guy who threw him into the water, OP did say it was a couple. Better start getting used to mistreatment though, no one likes having their stuff taken, even if they completely deserve it.

Iknoweverything 29

FYL for having to work as a repo agent, since you'll always have really angry customers. YDI though for threatening to throw her in the water. Don't make stupid threats, call the cops and report her for assault. Or if you want to threaten her, threaten to call the cops and have her arrested for assault. Threatening to throw someone in the water is completely unprofessional, and quite ridiculous.

A poor way to deal with the situation. You should be trained to deal with angry, annoying and violent people working in your field, and I'm pretty sure stupid threats like that aren't part of that training. As soon as she assaulted your colleague you should have called the police, or a superior or something to diffuse. Not make the woman more angry by threatening her like a child.

perdix 29

You ought to become a caddy. I hear they make two bucks for getting wet.

it depends how you said it. if it was light hearted and you said it to try and help the mood, fyl. but if you said it in a nasty way and meant it as a threat then you kinda deserved it. you may have to put up with horrible customers but being the face of a company, it's vital to keep a cool head :)

Yeah, no, you deserved it for threatening her with violence. Pick a new line of work if you can't handle human interactions appropriately.

You can't just threaten people and not expect reprecussions.

Chandler1Bing 0

Reminds me of baywatch . . .

mypanda_fml 0

I think she won that one op