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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML
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hare 19

you need to hump him so he understands who's in charge

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docscientist 9

Slowly add distance by sticking a prosthetic hand on an extendable pole.

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smlz4me 1

my dog does that except when you stop, he gives you a puppy dog face, paws you, and if all else fails, he'll pretty shove his head under hand.

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kingtz 6

Hahaha I know a very mean and gruff looking pitbull that does that. He is really the sweetest thing ever! He absolutely loves kids and chicks.

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Riddles66 0

AWE! That happened to me and my uncles dog. but your in charge, all you need to do is get up and walk away, dogs may be smart but there also short minded, he'll get over it in no time

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bensharp 5

And even though they growl when you stop petting them, but it is completely non aggressive

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creedaddict 9

so does that mean ur still petting him while typing this lmao ... is this a cry for help lol

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

hehe cute dog! (:

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stevenmx86 7

So you're writing this with on hand? Lol

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SlyTail 5

i was in the same situation with a German Shepherd. Only it would grab my hand in its mouth, and place it right back on his back. Smart, eh?

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valri3 0

I don't understand how you typed this then....unless you're a ghost!

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liebe_dich 0

The op could have used an iPod or an iPhone.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Uh, FMLs don't have to be posted on the same day it was submitted, first of all. Secondly, maybe they were at a computer already or had an iPod handy.

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persianjr1 7

^ Very true. We don't know the full situation of the OP's story. the possibilities of how this story was written is truly endless.

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x3ShanTastic 0

My grandmas dog does that too. Cept he has to sit on my lap and he bites my hands when I stop ( not hard though )

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Jstrooper 2

and yet you found an opportunity to tell your wonderful story here...

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