Health: Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended....

By ZydecosGirl - 10/05/2013 03:11 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML

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By BLEACH Gum - 22/07/2018 15:00

Today, I decided to finally bleach my teeth. After 45 minutes of stinging pain, my teeth are still yellow as ever. My gums, on the other hand, are opaque white. FML

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By gumless - 02/05/2012 15:19 - United States

Today, I tried whitening my teeth with an off-brand product. It didn't whiten my teeth, but it did burn parts of my gums off. FML

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By nikko blue - 20/12/2009 07:52 - United States

Today, I decided to try whitening my teeth for the first time. I applied the strips to my teeth and decided to lay down and wait for the thirty required minutes to pass. I accidentally fell asleep and woke up three hours later. My teeth are still in excruciating pain and are covered in white streaks. FML

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By Simon Cowell - 08/09/2018 20:30

Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML

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By bananayellowteeth - 03/05/2009 08:37 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2020 02:03

Today, after a childhood of battling bad teeth and cavities, I'm an overzealous brusher. I found out that I have cavities in all quadrants of my mouth from over-brushing, which will need multiple appointments to fill. FML

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Levelling down

By Yellow - 09/10/2023 17:30

Today, I told a friend I was going to the dentist for the first time in years. He immediately replied, "Yay! Teeth whitening!" I hadn't mentioned teeth whitening. I'm not even going for teeth whitening. -5 XP new insecurity unlocked. FML

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Worst teeth in the game

By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist and she told me, "If you don't stop smoking, yellow teeth aren't the only thing you'll have to worry about." I don't even smoke. FML

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Gag reflex

By banananana - 25/09/2019 20:00 - Switzerland

Today, my dentist applied a paste on my teeth to make them more resistant. It tasted so disgustingly like artificial banana that I had to throw up. I'm not allowed to brush my teeth, drink or eat for 4 hours. FML

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ComoEsJuan 24

Friday 10 May 2013 11:48

You know those '4 out of 5' commercials? Yeah, your dentist is the one that didn't agree.

BlueFlatts 20

Friday 10 May 2013 11:57

Your profile pic knows what I'm about to do to this comment.

Comments

perdix 29

Friday 10 May 2013 13:10

Sexay!!!!! You wanna go to a movie, or spelunking?

cieloalicia 16

Friday 10 May 2013 15:40

Who could turn down spelunking?

flockz 19

Friday 10 May 2013 17:43

people who are wheelchair bound.

perdix 29

Friday 10 May 2013 23:03

#46, someone who is wheelchair-bound AND has yellow teeth? What are you trying to do to me over here?!?!

sjonnemans 3

Friday 10 May 2013 13:11

teeth are supposed to be yellowish, NOT white! any dentist recommending whitening instantly loses all my respect and business. Your dentist is a money hungry quack and should lose it's license to practice

pastispast 7

Friday 10 May 2013 13:40

back to the dentist you will go and they will be happy to take your money to fix or problem.

ApollosMyth 22

Friday 10 May 2013 13:46

Like the dentist from Little Shop of Horrors. They like causing you pain and misfortune.

XSeraphinX 18

Friday 10 May 2013 14:13

Bling Bling

buddy51 23

Friday 10 May 2013 14:21

Vanity, thy name is "Rotten Tooth"! Seriously, OP, get a grip and consider whether harsh enamel eating chemicals in your mouth, on your teeth and eating your gums is a good idea or a bad idea. Or consider having your dentist pull all your teeth and get some different dentures- Vampire ones for your "Twilight" evenings, movie star ones for your "50 Shades of Grey" parties, etc....

perdix 29

Friday 10 May 2013 14:42

#1, you anti-Dentite bastard!

ryan1268 18

Friday 10 May 2013 15:01

poor op :( time to get a new dentist!!!

Fmlano 16

Friday 10 May 2013 15:06

It was just a little white lie...

Zehla 7

Friday 10 May 2013 15:18

Pfff. Seems like all of you just have had some awful dentists. None of mine have ever tried to get me to whiten my teeth. Stating that they're all bad is ignorant. I doubt you have tried EVERY dentist to support that absurd claim.