By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 07:00 - United States

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Today, I started to seductively kiss my girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it, she said, "Yes, because I don't have to smell your breath." FML
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VoteForTaco 8

That stinks. (Here comes the thumbs down...have mercy)

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savemycookie 0

Time someone bought some toothpaste and mouthwash...

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desireev 17

FYL only because you apparently were unaware of your oral hygiene being an issue with your girlfriend until today. If it were said that she had confronted you before about the issue, it would have definitely been a YDI!! Clean your mouth and you'll be back in the game! Don't forget to floss!! :D

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SmittyJA24 26

YDI. First, never ask a woman a question like that. Second, improve on your personal hygiene details.

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Cigar 11

See the dentist. You might have a cavity or gum disease you aren't aware of for one reason or another. That DEFINITELY smells awful.. I have friend that can't afford to see the dentist and I have to hold my breathe when she whispers or laughs close. :/

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kaykay20 0

They have discount plans no reason for her not to go and risk further infection.

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deadxmau5 6

It's called a toothbrush and toothpaste pretty sure part of the reason it was made is so you can have fresh breath but hey your hygiene is on you.

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unidentifieduser 23

Do you have halitosis? If so, I don't think you can do much about that...but then again i'm not a doctor so don't take any medical advice that I offer.

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kaykay20 0

Halitosis can be from a digestive issue. A laxative to help get you regulated will help that. if your born with the issue they will just have to deal with it and have lots of gum on hand.

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delilah09 6

It's time for a dental check up!!! Could be gum disease or a cavity. It can even be a sign of a serious infection OP! But it could also be something as easy as brushing and flossing! FUN FACT: not flossing cuts off 5 years of your life AND leads to heart disease. 1800dentist OP!!!

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wittygirl 8

Quick question. When was the pastime you went to the dentist and got your teeth cleaned...

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delilah09 6

*last time. You're welcome : )

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rubberduckie94 13

while op may be able to easily remedy his situation by brushing and flossing more often, not every one has dental insurance or the cash to cover cleanings.

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