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By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 07:00 - United States

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Today, I started to seductively kiss my girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it, she said, "Yes, because I don't have to smell your breath." FML
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VoteForTaco 8

That stinks. (Here comes the thumbs down...have mercy)

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savemycookie 0

Time someone bought some toothpaste and mouthwash...

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gamefreakpog 5

Comment Moderated.

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perdix 29

Too many negative votes. Comment buried. Show comment.

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iAmScrubs 19

Girls confuse me. At first they say that they like wild and exciting boys, then they don't even let us show them how wild we are.

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desireev 17

What's "wild and exciting" about not brushing your teeth?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Wild = animal = animal breath.... Ah, forget it. *facepalm*

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mk58 31

*sigh of relief* So I'm not the only one who had a facepalm moment there, 67.

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flockz 19

i tried this new mouthwash the other day too. it was called moist carcas. ya my girlfriend didn't like it either.

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Dixie19 0

You can brush your teeth and use mouthwash, but it won't make a difference. The big thing is to FLOSS. Come on people Floss makes a huge difference!

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yourlifesfucked 0

Your girlfriend's a quick one. Cheer up OP! At least you have a girlfriend! Now just get some better oral hygiene and it'll stay that way...

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lpf061472 5

i see the OP everywhere ,but i don't know what dose it mean.

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blushy 14

a tic tac wouldn't kill you...just saying

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bearsy 0

**** it you better start brushing your tounge thats were all the germs are not in your teeth stupid

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SeldomHappy 3

Yes, fyl because she had to tell you that you have bad breath, I completely agree. Yes.

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