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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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By unknown - 04/02/2011 08:11

Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2025 11:00 - Canada - Eastern Passage

Today, while trying to pick up dog poo, I tripped and landed in the pile. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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By KittenShitz - 25/12/2019 14:00

Today, I felt accomplished after I cleaned the whole house alone, but then I stepped backwards to admire my work and stepped into a pile of dog poop. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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By StinkFoot - 28/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML

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By Livingthedream - 12/08/2018 06:00

Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML

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By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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Still counts!

By Andrea Trevor - 07/08/2018 15:00

Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML

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WeAreScrewed 3

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:55

Aw shit.

that1guyyy 12

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:56

Shit happens

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MwahFMLS 6

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:21

Is it just me, or have i seen this exact FML before?

jaredofmo 22

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:23

Sounds like a crappy day. Hopefully tomorrow won't be so shitty.

Okayitwasme 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:25

Don't people pick up the shit where you live???

Lintu_26 23

Friday 11 November 2011 1:27

I'm in Vienna at the moment...and a lot of dog owners don't feel the need to pick up...so there's a high probability of seeing dog crap smeared in places it shouldn't be (pavements) -.-

Okayitwasme 0

Friday 11 November 2011 2:54

Gross! Where I live you have to pick it up! Your dog on public property is your responsibility! 100%.

robertlovespi 3

Friday 11 November 2011 7:59

Just because it's the law doesn't mean people will pick it up.

Feklfekl2222 32

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:31

How do you know its dog shit? It may be tramp shit in disguise.......

GSP101 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:35

ALWAYS watch Your surrounding.

clumsychik 1

Friday 11 November 2011 0:45

Constant vigilance... Constant vigilance...

1JDub 6

Friday 11 November 2011 0:23

Seriously, thats a shitty day! FYL

footcheezeez 16

Friday 11 November 2011 0:26

Penispenispenispenispenispenispenis in your oral cavity!!

fml_ydi79 15

Friday 11 November 2011 13:56

Sadsadsadsadsadsadsad that there's an empty space where your brain is supposed to be... Just saying

mattorama 15

Friday 11 November 2011 0:28

Was it your own dog's pile?

alexnumber14 2

Friday 11 November 2011 0:35

Damn land mines! There everywhere :0

Antonio0724 0

Friday 11 November 2011 0:49

Dan the shit just hit the fan.

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