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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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By unknown - 04/02/2011 08:11

Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML

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Many such cases

By Anonymous - 29/03/2025 11:00 - Canada - Eastern Passage

Today, while trying to pick up dog poo, I tripped and landed in the pile. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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My reward

By KittenShitz - 25/12/2019 14:00

Today, I felt accomplished after I cleaned the whole house alone, but then I stepped backwards to admire my work and stepped into a pile of dog poop. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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By StinkFoot - 28/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML

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By Livingthedream - 12/08/2018 06:00

Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML

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By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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Still counts!

By Andrea Trevor - 07/08/2018 15:00

Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML

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WeAreScrewed 3

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:55

Aw shit.

that1guyyy 12

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:56

Shit happens

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2ndSucks 15

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:59

Silly dogs. Just ******** everywhere.

VickLynx 6

Friday 11 November 2011 13:33

Its not the dogs fault, it's the owner's. It is the duty of the owner to dispose their dogs waste in public.

FarSide 22

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:32

Says who?

tylersign 11

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:00

Better get some more grass with less shit.

leadman1989 15

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:01

That's a scatological situation!

WeAreScrewed 3

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:02

Why do my comments always get moderated? Loads of people use profanity on this site and don't get their comments removed :/

chickenwalrus 14

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:08

Life ******* hates you

chickenwalrus 14

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:09

Life ******* hates you

chickenwalrus 14

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:10

Sorry about the triple post... FML screwed me over

chickenwalrus 14

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:10

Sorry about the triple post... FML screwed me over

chickenwalrus 14

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:09

Life ******* hates you

Clozzie 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:09

Classic!

chessypie 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:12

Whats op mean

flockz 19

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:19

old penis.

illmatic2 16

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:31

Ovulated Penguin

flockz 19

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:41

optimus prime.

lucyinthesky420 10

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:45

Original Poster ?

clumsychik 1

Friday 11 November 2011 0:43

Orange Prostate

chessypie 0

Friday 11 November 2011 1:20

Thats what she said

HetaliaFreak 10

Friday 11 November 2011 2:55

Orgasmic prostitute!!

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 11 November 2011 3:46

24- Original poster; spread it.

whoopdydoop69 6

Friday 11 November 2011 4:15

It means Orion's Penis or orgasmic pooping

tylersign 11

Friday 11 November 2011 5:04

Oily Pelvis.

tanneriscool 2

Friday 11 November 2011 7:17

And 61 ruins it... Smh.

robertlovespi 3

Friday 11 November 2011 7:56

Orgasmic Pancakes

ThatOneGuy612 5

Friday 11 November 2011 8:22

Original poster

perdix 29

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:16

And when you went to clean off the second shoe, you put the first one in the original pile of shit? I'm imagining a hilarious infinite loop. Anyone with me?

blunttobluntest 12

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:56

I am there buddy! It's just a cycle!

Poetaster 10

Friday 11 November 2011 7:38

I'm waiting for the cat shit or... Cow pies?

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