Health: Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot...

By chairlee - 07/11/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML

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By Wounded_irony - 05/12/2017 05:00

Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML

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By caitywebbkid - 11/12/2016 15:56 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML

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Not my day, is it?

By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 07:35

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

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By sashimi9999 - 07/02/2014 01:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML

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By fiery - 24/07/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML

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That had to hurt

By SnappyMcOuches - 19/09/2018 14:00

Today, I found out that I not only dislocated two bones in my foot, but also fractured one of those two bones and snapped the other. How did this happen? I tripped over a single stair walking from the bar to the beer garden. I didn't even get to drink anything. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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TomFantastic 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 14:30

Wow now THAT is a real FML, bad times

KatieGoesRawrr 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 14:29

ouuchh

Comments

mohamedrocks 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 15:10

Then I tried to open the the first aid kit and I sliced my finger open

Einstein714 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 15:27

you are now in balanced harmony

ruben7467 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 15:40

dude, YdontDI but dang you are retarted!

BobbyHutchinson 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 15:57

ydi for not getting the idea first time you tard

Savvysass 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 15:58

too bad you didn't slice the wrong foot first, this might have turned out differently.

JoeDotPadilla 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 16:02

Oh shit! That really sucks. FYL

PapasConQueso 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 16:21

Oh and I was having a crappy day. BTW... HAHAHAHA.

Caz939 5

Saturday 7 November 2009 16:35

Ouch- if only that piece of glass didn't start it all off

couny343 1

Saturday 7 November 2009 16:48

how do u slit your foot open on a pair of heels? they mustv been pretty sharp

kernelkat 16

Saturday 7 November 2009 16:50

Fake. U can't slice u're foot open on a heel. It would hurt but if it was sharp enough to do that kind of damage women couldn't walk in them.

laurenthegreat 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 17:05

you CAN slice your foot open on a heel, i've done it before. and not because i'm a slob, because i'm not, but because i had them by the front door waiting to be worn that evening. heels can have really sharp edges.

Ligerie 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 18:00

same here, especially if you wear them on concrete they get sharp and I have never "sliced" my foot open but I have cut my calf when I was crossing my legs and the heel scraped it.