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By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
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DocBastard 38

But you live in the States! You don't keep pounds in the bank! The Brits do that. Or do you weigh 250 dollars?

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LiterOfCola 16

~Well I hope you are a fat shit OP!~

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crepuscular 3

That's practically every day of my life.

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MeLikeBigBoom 8

Haha, get a job at a fitness center. Best of both worlds!

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Gv2012 8

And how exactly would you know how much your money in the bank weighs...

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odamaliekh 26

I kind of hope you are really poor. If not, FYL.

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DazedSiren 5

If u put down the fork you'll have more money, I promise.

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DoctorsLoveMe 6

I weigh 214 lbs. Which would be $214 more than I have in the bank.

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