By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
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DocBastard 38

But you live in the States! You don't keep pounds in the bank! The Brits do that. Or do you weigh 250 dollars?

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LiterOfCola 16

~Well I hope you are a fat shit OP!~

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billyz77 24

Even if I was a mouse, I'd outweigh the amount I have in the bank. Guaranteed annuities seem a safer bet.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Not worth your weight huh?

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NeonPopRocks 14

Your either morbidly obese, or broke as ****.

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mercsl65 7

Hey I'm from Davis! We should read some fmls together! I'm really kidding. I stopped meeting people from the interwebz after the last time...

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rafty4life 3

So does 95% of the African population. Most of them don't even have bank accounts. Quit bitching, work more, and spend less.

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jerry2011 4

Hey, don't lose weight then, you must be one son of a bitch.

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