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By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML

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By ms piggy - 15/12/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

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Simple answer

By pathetic - 29/05/2009 02:35 - Canada

Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML

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The indignity

By Anonymous - 12/01/2025 06:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML

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By unknown002 - 12/02/2010 01:25 - United States

Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML

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Waiting for that trickle down

By amused - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 15/01/2009 11:43 - Canada

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

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By trev - 30/05/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

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By Fatty - 28/12/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML

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Rock Bottom Riser

By Anonymous - 27/03/2020 08:19

Today I realized that my boyfriend has more money on his Metro card than I have in my entire bank account. FML

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By fat - 12/07/2010 07:52 - United States

Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 11 December 2012 0:58

But you live in the States! You don't keep pounds in the bank! The Brits do that. Or do you weigh 250 dollars?

LiterOfCola 16

Tuesday 11 December 2012 0:56

~Well I hope you are a fat shit OP!~

Comments

Spectre2121 8

Tuesday 11 December 2012 2:35

Lol that is me everyday except payday

irene40000 4

Tuesday 11 December 2012 2:37

I guess it's time to stop buying so much food!

Dillyduzit 23

Tuesday 11 December 2012 2:38

*Buzz* "Yes, Dillyduzit?" "What is a college student?" "Thaaaat's right!"

mine747 12

Tuesday 11 December 2012 2:46

Thats everyday for me honey!

kktik 8

Tuesday 11 December 2012 2:48

Well.. I have only $6 in my bank now .. Does that necessarily mean I have to weigh 5 kg???LOL it's just ur body type OP

sweetmama88 6

Tuesday 11 December 2012 2:54

That's very sad,

mazdamanpr5 3

Tuesday 11 December 2012 2:58

Glad I'm not the only one sinking in that ship, and I just got paid. Oh, Bills, I love you!

BVBARMY1238 9

Tuesday 11 December 2012 3:03

You only have 95$ in your bank account?!?!?!

mowmowlife 21

Tuesday 11 December 2012 3:05

Broke or fat, pick your poison... Or both for your technical nogoodoers, but then it wouldn't have come to mind

danial1214 21

Tuesday 11 December 2012 3:08

I hope you're like nr.krabs and put all your money under your matress. If you are not then good luck to you sir.

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