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By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 17:01 - United States - South Gate

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Today, I still can't decide whether masturbating while looking at myself makes me narcissistic or just plain pathetic. FML
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perdix 29

If you have a big dick, it's narcissistic. If you have a little winky, it's hilarious!

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doctorhook86 24

I don't see a gender on this FML, so I'm choosing to believe that Megan Fox wrote it.

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DeeBoii6 0

I don't know weather ta laugh Or be disturbed by this

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dirty_ranga 1

Guy or girl… seriously that matters!

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Bamababycc 0

Not bad. I'm a girl, and very straight...and still get turned on while watching myself play w/ myself.

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pedobearsteve 0

would you f*ck me? 'cause id f*ck me, id f*ck me hard.

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coxatron 2

I'm not going to judge until I try I myself first. But the only mirror in my place is on the bathroom wall so me sitting on the counter top will be really uncomfortable

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tehLulzbringer 3

What? You mean to tell me that isn't a normal thing to do?

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alladay 3

I think its nethier. its just who you are

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