By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 02:56 - United States - New York

Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML
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yoursucklives 36

why would you steal a pen?

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wanderingshopper 13

And?? So what? Those pens are dropped by vendors pushing their new medications. Doesn't really matter what it says unless you're a rival vendor does it? And you didn't steal it. She had plenty.

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Enslaved 36

That may be true but it's still stealing. The OP himself said he stole it. I'm sure the office would have let him keep it-- if only he asked. :P

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Enslaved 36

Guest at my job always stole my pens when they signed their credit card slips. It became better when I started giving them pens that didn't have the caps. :P

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crazytwinsmom 25

Get some specially printed pens for that purpose, printed with embarrassing things. If they notice, they won't take it, otherwise they will suffer later like OP.

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sugarshane007 20

Well, now the secret is out isn't it? Just steer into the curve and invest in a nice push up bra, it's the only way to save face now.

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GarageDragon 22

I don't believe in karma, but wow. Bet you won't be stealing any more pens.

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perdix 29

Look your colleague in the eye and say, "What? It's just a hobby!" and wink.

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yhatzee89 9

You guys are being so dramatic. It is just a pen. And OP it's not that big of a deal. People have tons of pens with random businesses/advertisements on them that have nothing to do with ones interests/gender/race etc.

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Skylansmile 11

Thank you. I completely agree. I read OP's post and all the comments and everyone is just like "oohhhh that's what you get!" but seriously.. It's a pen?

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EvilUndead 9

34, well, there are souvenir pens, professional pens and brand name pens that ARE expensive, taking one of THOSE would be a bad thing. Since this particular pen had advertising written on top of it, it was probably cheap like dirt, and maybe even stolen from somebody else (some gynecologist, perhaps). Some people still need to relax, though. Yelling "karma" because of pen is ridiculous.

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chrisp87 11

Why would you do something so idiotic? YDI for sure OP.

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buckdharma 36

You snatched a pen that helps snatches mend. You don't need that number, you're carrying lumber.

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