Work: Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't...

By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 02:56 - United States - New York

Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML

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By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

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By iFail - 29/01/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML

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By ke - 29/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By maturity - 08/04/2013 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML

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DasHaas 9

Friday 22 February 2013 10:57

Karma.

yoursucklives 36

Friday 22 February 2013 10:58

why would you steal a pen?

Comments

Schiffy 18

Friday 22 February 2013 15:48

If there's one thing doctors offices have millions of, it's pens, mainly from Pharmaceutical reps. No one is really going to give a shit that you took a pen, mainly because it's probably worth 25 cents, but you should probably have looked at it first.

xRezSynn 15

Friday 22 February 2013 16:03

How did you not deserve that one?

XxKillerStormXx 13

Friday 22 February 2013 16:03

Haha Lolz

joethebiden 8

Friday 22 February 2013 16:05

In all fairness, who the **** emblazons that on a pen? I mean, couldn't she put her name on it or something? Sure, YDI for stealing the pen, but also FYL for having a doctor with very poor taste concerning personalized supplies.

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Friday 22 February 2013 16:13

@DasHaas is right! Karma!

Kitten_Calderon 14

Friday 22 February 2013 16:22

Serves you right for stealing, OP. xD

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 22 February 2013 17:35

Stealing is bad, mm-kay? It's one thing if you accidentally take a pen--that sort of stuff happens all the time--but to deliberately take a pen. #46, as others have said, doctors frequently have all sorts of crap foisted on them by pharmaceutical companies. I suspect that would include pens.