By Strainer - 23/05/2015 04:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML
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Chrriis 20

How does one simply do that while taking a shit? What the ****.. Stop pushing so damn hard!

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Welshite 39

Next time play Eye of the Tiger for extra motivation.

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blostrich_ 19

That sounds like a shitty situation. Sorry OP.

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Motherhood 20

family guy had that issue once with stewie and peter that is all I think of when u posted this

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DogeDogeDoge 13

Damn. It looks like you were shit out of luck.. Just kidding, but I hope you get better OP!

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WipeHour 11

You are in DIRE need of fiber, dude

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imbedderdenu 23

you should probably get something for that issue. that's not normal.

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david99021 15

and they said ******** doesnt count as working out. shm .

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night_fox1233 16

Stewie is that you?

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pG_ep1c 14

Dang, hope your eye gets better

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