Money: Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 22:29 - United States

Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML

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Same thing different taste

By WTF, America? - 03/08/2013 21:57 - Sweden

Today, I was convinced by my friends to watch an episode of the American TV show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They said it was bad, but I didn't anticipate having a full-blown panic attack ten minutes into it. FML

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Life imitates art

By Anonymous - 16/05/2021 11:01

Today, I realized that I've watched so much Honey Boo Boo that I've developed a mild southern accent. FML

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Meet the parents

By Scared - 28/08/2020 05:03

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Remember the show Honey Boo Boo? They seem sophisticated compared to the family of weirdoes I got to meet. It's almost got me reconsidering my planned proposal. FML

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Empathy

By jess - 29/07/2020 20:02

Today, my friends were showing me infomercials and laughing at how clumsy and stupid the people were. I could relate to every single one of them. FML

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By The Rock's arse - 04/07/2014 20:29 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML

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Morbid cringe

By Anonymous - 15/08/2020 02:02

Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML

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By Shiverice - 13/10/2012 11:22 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, I was babysitting four kids. I turned the TV on for them, and set the youngest on my lap. She started giggling and pointing at every single pimple I have, exclaiming "Boo-boo!" This went on for half an hour. FML

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Looks aren't everything

By Anonymous - 28/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML

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Family channels have issues

By Dylann - 06/09/2021 02:01

Today, I'm 16, my sister is 13 and our little brother is 9. Our parents just told us their plans to start a family vlog on YouTube, because, "It's made people rich. Don't you want to be rich?" I said I didn't want to be a part of such a humiliating enterprise, but they started filming me, as a "first family argument video." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2015 12:58 - United States - Newtown Square

Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML

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Top comments

Jennielee 6

Friday 14 September 2012 9:30

This is an FML for all of us.

jazzy514 7

Friday 14 September 2012 9:10

It's a sad reality...

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flutter4 7

Saturday 15 September 2012 1:29

There is nothing wrong with a family being themselves. Too many people are fake these days.

meowmix39 3

Saturday 15 September 2012 1:41

A dolla make haallaaaa!!!!

Bieber4TheWin 4

Saturday 15 September 2012 1:48

Well then, you better redneckanize.

pinkbubbles1425 1

Saturday 15 September 2012 2:08

The mother on that show is just absolutely atrocious. It really does scare me what society has turned into. It's horrifying to see people of that nature getting paid for being disgusting.

asdfghjklana 9

Saturday 15 September 2012 5:15

THAT SHOW IS AMAZING

aprilmattson17 12

Saturday 15 September 2012 6:48

I love that show!!! Funniest thing ever

PeachesnCream88 0

Saturday 15 September 2012 6:58

Well what can you do nowadays 'freaks' sell... Its a very useless show that entertains millions...

feefifofumxx 13

Saturday 15 September 2012 8:14

This comment may have been made already. Nonetheless, seems like many of you commenters know a lot about this show. Maybe you don't despise them as much as you claim...

r_bruce69 19

Saturday 15 September 2012 9:01

The amazing atheist made a video on YouTube about this. I'm in the UK so I don't know, but I've been told it's on the learning channel. That bollocks.

hsRoseTyler5 14

Saturday 15 September 2012 9:02

I've never heard of "Honey Boo Boo"... Is this a child's actual name? From the little amount of comments I read, it seems like its a good thing I don't have television in my apartment...

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Today, while watching a news clip about NASA's Mars helicopter, Ingenuity, my wife asked me if Mars has a sun. She was serious. FML

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Today, I had my first date with this guy I really like, who came to pick me up. Once I got into his car, my uncle comes out of the house and yells "Remember, pregnant girls aren't allowed to drink." FML

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