By douglas - 17/07/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, I surprised my four year-old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it "Horny". FML
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bball234 6

"hey daddy, wanna play? im getting horny."

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thatguy205 4

"Mommy, I'm getting horny and going out to play with the kids next door."

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RainbowzSkittlez 6

"Daddy I'll get horny if you play with me."

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

You're all sick, twisted *****. What is wrong with you people? >.>

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NaggerHagger 6

^Have a sense of humor Don't let her be a dinosaur for Haloween. When people ask what she is, she'll say 'I'm horny!' "

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rattusrattus 18

Its so cute when kids have no idea of their inadventant entendres.

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blackberry90210 0

perhaps she got bored of pedobear and moved on

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grapisy 8

She named after you. Last night, she walked in on you saying "Im horny" to someone

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katieklein 0

change it to henry!

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guitardude728 9

does it have a horn, or did she hear you say it one day.

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toelie 26

Don't be so uptight about it. Have a laugh.

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bonghits4jesus 0

if it has horns and she's four. that's not bad. I guess I'm asking if it had horns

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