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By loveless - 24/09/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with U2 tickets. Still no action. FML

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By sostupid - 10/10/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, my friend and I drove three hours to attend a U2 concert. We had been psyched about the tickets for weeks because they were awesome seats (my early Christmas present). After a long drive, we get to the venue and I realize in horror that I left tickets at home, on my desk, three hours away. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML

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By MollyMoodle7 - 22/06/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML

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By feeling fed up - 25/04/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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diet_otaku 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 14:28

seriously. if you want sex just ask for it. girls are not obligated to respond to gifts with sexual favors.

jchansfan 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 12:20

LOL Who cares you get to see U2 w/ your girlfriend! =) But I really hope that's not the main reason you bought the tickets lol, somethings even Bono can't make happen... :P Either way this FML is great... =)

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drm316 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 15:41

Dude, in all honesty you should wait until you take her there... if things go how they should (which is the way you're hoping they do) she should get "rowdy" at the concert. I've seen it in every concert i've been to, girls getting all crazy dancing on the concerts and when you see them YOU KNOW that when they get home they're gonna be doing you know what listening to you know what...

Schumy0724 4

Thursday 24 September 2009 16:00

U2 SUCKS

snavula 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 20:32

Indeed. Probably why he didn't get laid. Bono is so evil that for you to have gotten those tickets, AT LEAST 32 kittens were drowned.

Bloodknight 22

Thursday 24 September 2009 16:04

Who approved this?

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:54

Someone who enjoys the giggles maybe.

PhillyEagles 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 22:21

oh you think so cool showing your self with an iPhone and a half emptied bottle of your dads beer. I hate people trying to act "cool".

KINGMARIO_fml 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 16:07

BREAK UP WITH HER

Megadeth_fml 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 16:32

Get Her Tickets And Backstage Passes To Megadeth I Guarantee She Will Get Some Action But Not With You

DrunkenValor 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 17:24

Good lord, one of the worst FML's I've read in a while, you're willingly going to see U2? And you're not getting laid either? Are you masochistic?

UWBeautyQueen12 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 18:14

It's always about getting laid huh? :( grow up

JulzKay 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 18:34

Hey, could be worse. You could've bought her the U2 tickets and she could've taken SOMEONE ELSE who'd get action from her. o_O

FoundManyLemons 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 19:22

How long have you two been dating? Chill the hell out, keep some condoms on hand (not in your wallet), and wait until after the concert (it's gotta be at least a month away, right? U2 would sell out quickly). If you get nothing after that (head at least) maybe start to worry. I mean, if at, oh say, two months, if you're both over 18 and still not having sex, either it's a religious/psychological thing, or she's just not that into you.