By dude5028 - 08/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, I switched from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought my parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis and what remedies he knows of to fix it. FML
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bluelabeled 0

oh wow.. that really sucks LOL :[ Doesn't that break that whole doctor-patient confidentiality agreement? :/

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cheesesoda 0

Just because you're no longer going to a pediatrician doesn't mean you're 18. It just means you're old enough to not sit in a room with a stack of Highlights magazines, kid toys, and tiny chairs. After a certain age, you just don't feel it's necessary to sit in a room with train wallpaper.

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angorashi 0

Lmao. Remedies for a small penis? Get a new doc, you get enough of those in your email already!

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lifeisabitch9 0

xD FYL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOO POSTING THIS ON FACEBOOK!!!!!! Im so sorry bout ur tiny talliwagger, that sucks. Try natural male enhancement? Anyway, every moment you spend with ur parents is gonna be awkward for the rest of ur life. Im so sorry bro.

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oogyboogy 6

ha ha tillywagger the best thing ive heard all day

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kenyrabit 25

Why? I bet they used to playfully mock his tiny wang when they'd to change his diapers.

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abrod01 0

allmidnighteyes: you just made my day. couldnt decide between a dumb or fat joke: boom roasted.

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DrewBoy 0

Obvious fake is obvious. Any real doctor would tell you right away that that there is nothing you can do to extend your penis. it's physicaly impossible, let alone several ways to remedy it. jeez..seems like the only people that fall for these stupid ones are the 14 year old Born Again Christians who call any girl who engages in physical action a ****.

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ianzorzes 0

no it is not physically impossible you can get surgery to pull out the 3 inches of penis that is inside your skin, its possible. OP try like enzyte? or viagra wait thats ed : FYL indeed

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jellyfish_ftw 0

DrewBoy, you are a fucktard. kindly shut your facehole.

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sobe23 0

haha. love you #18. I agree, this isn't real. If he is 18 or older he has patient confidentially. Plus, there's no way the doctor would know how to cure that. OP are you sure he is a real doctor? Or, is it one you made up?

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vampire1618 5

Actually, I have an adult doctor but I'm still subject to my parents knowing everything since I'm not yet legally an adult. I've had one for years because of two bad incidents with pediatricians that involved them not letting me get tested for lymes disease, and having to go 6 days without a cast on a spiral fracture of my femur.

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alex_vik 0

Well your new doctor is an idiot. There's no way to make it bigger except surgery, and that's only a couple inches and not recommended.

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DrewBoy 0

yup, they basically extend it by cutting the ligament that attaches it to your pelvic region. Say good-bye to an upright hard on, say hello to a permanent "6 o'clock" salute.

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Chaith 16

Six o'clock salute.. LMAO.

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cheesesoda 0

I would have thought it was awfully cocky of him to think it was appropriate to be so bold with the kid's parents.

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IHaveVertigo 0

Totally breaks doctor/patient confedentiality-- don't go back to that doctor!

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palmtrees 1

Only if the OP is over 18, which we don't know that he is. Otherwise, the doctor is well within his legal rights to choose to discuss any of the OP's medical information with the parents.

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Makaloraii 0

Fake. Doctors don't approve of 'enhancement' of any part of the body. It's also breaking doctor / patient confidentiality... And by LAW, they can't do that. So YDI for telling us you have a small penis and expecting sympathy.

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RJB 0

Because you dont fantasize about this everday.. ;-)

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GJMO 0

u must of been haRD? there is no way to tell how big a soft wong will get when it becomes a hard dong

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bds0688 0

#46 speaks truth, as does anyone else realizing this is bullshit.

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

The doctor asked him questions, one of them was obviously dick size. The OP told him, not showed him, told him

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Agree mine looks small untill i get hard then its ten inches long and 2-1/2 around I know cause my girlfriend measured it but sometimes it bigger and of course a little smaller but it all about knowing how to satisfy her and there are more then one way

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