By dude5028 - 08/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, I switched from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought my parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis and what remedies he knows of to fix it. FML
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bluelabeled 0

oh wow.. that really sucks LOL :[ Doesn't that break that whole doctor-patient confidentiality agreement? :/

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cheesesoda 0

Just because you're no longer going to a pediatrician doesn't mean you're 18. It just means you're old enough to not sit in a room with a stack of Highlights magazines, kid toys, and tiny chairs. After a certain age, you just don't feel it's necessary to sit in a room with train wallpaper.

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Intoxicunt 5

You shouldn't be talking about his "P" size on here! Sorry to hear that, plex. Also, #110 FTW.

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leos1991 0

How small could it be hahahaha

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SuicideSaint_fml 0

Well, just stay for a while until you can get your problem fixed.

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YummyumCum 0

wut a ****** douche **** him and his fuking doctor degree!

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xOblivion 0

well at least you can have it fixed and it won't be abnormally small anymore ^o)

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kingyoto 0

Well they say it's not the size, and that it's how you use it, but that a load of crap. sorry on the small wanger mate.

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griddy24 18

It is totally true in the end. Since most women don’t cum from penetration, the size of wang doesn’t really count as she will be getting off from other things (hands, mouth, general sexiness)

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Solumina 0

This is clearly a fake. The only time that penis size is considered to be a medical problem would have been obvious to the person and his pediatrician long ago, not to mention that pediatricians are trained to treat people up through puberty, not just children, so a doctor who only treats adults wouldn't have any additional knowledge in this area.

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