By biggirlsdocry - 06/03/2012 13:56 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
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hotPinklipstick 24

I think it's time to rethink your relationship.

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French_Toast_fml 3

He sounds like a whopper of a jerk.

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jcp012000 5

Ding fries are done. Ding fries are done. Would you like an apple pie with that?!!!!!!!!

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llama612 27

what i find funny here is that alot of people are telling you to ditch his ass when you never actually said how you know your bf didn't lose his phone and was pretending to be a burger king employee. did you ring it? did you go to burger king? till anyone knows this i think its unfair for anyone to be saying dump the guy when he might have actually lost his phone

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alfred07 18

I suggested she dump him but I read it again and saw the word text, I really should have read it more carefully.

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LadyGore 12

I think that's a hint to dump his sorry ass.

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MrsVicious 8

Maybe it really was a Burger King employee

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FemaIeDog 0

How can you come to that conclusion? Maybe he did lose his phone and whoever found it didn't want to talk to you. With snappy answers like that, I can't say I'm suprised.

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COUDAHADAV8 3

he blaitently just wanted to play a joke on you, your like every other overreacting bitchy girlfriend, get over it

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fuzion50 6

Way to spell blatantly wrong. Did you drop out of the 7th grade?

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teejayx7 0

Ding fries are done

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sovetskiy 8

Is your name a reference to Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons?

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malfonsi 0

Did you try to trick him by ordering a big mac?

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