By biggirlsdocry - 06/03/2012 13:56 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
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hotPinklipstick 24

I think it's time to rethink your relationship.

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French_Toast_fml 3

He sounds like a whopper of a jerk.

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SoultheWolf 19

I hope you dump that arogant ass... There are times I don't want to talk to my boyfriend, but I let him know. I don't lie to him and pretend to e someone I'm not so I don't have to talk to him...

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snegec 7

I'd dumb that idiot right there and then.

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ILike_Dancing123 19

But maybe OP recognised the voice on the other end of the phone, and that her boyfriend was talking differently, to pretend he was someone else.

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ottyscays 5

How do you know a burger king employee didn't have the phone?

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AgaveLoco 5

Give him a new cell phone and check his face (surprise, joy or anger)

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Matt504 9

Too long to read. Just thumbs down and move on.

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projudy 9

That was rude, but at least he was creative.

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brebear2014 0

Better than my fiance just not answering the phone or my text messages then his mom finally answered n said that he was in the shower for 2 weeks straight

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