By biggirlsdocry - 06/03/2012 13:56 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
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hotPinklipstick 24

I think it's time to rethink your relationship.

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French_Toast_fml 3

He sounds like a whopper of a jerk.

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nofearjenshere 12

Egg McMuffins are from McDonald's... Hence the 'Mc'.

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haydent_fml 3

You should have placed an order and said you were on your way to pick it up... that would have thrown him off!

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roadie143 0

he is such a dumbass, all he could have done is, pretend he was asleep and not reply back..

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bubo_fml 10

He would've pretended to be a Taco Bell employee, if only he could fake an Italian accent...

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thischick1659 1

Hun, tacos are Mexican food. Not Italian..

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zebralover23 14

Are you sure it was him though

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pagullarka 9

You know what's so sad and sorry that after all this you still call him your boyfriend

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Matt504 9

He should have said he was THE Burger King

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Adelaide_CF 6

#68: Haha, your comment really made me laugh :)

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