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By ugh - 28/04/2009 21:49 - Canada

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML
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Same thing different taste

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YDI. People don't have enough patience these days.

omglolydi 0

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Well, she wanted to relieve some excitement beforehand, right? Next time, before you put the phone in there, make sure you're up on your Kegels so it doesn't fall out.

Being that it was your own urine, couldn't you have just fished it out and then scrubbed your hands and the phone for minutes each?

Fake. Cell phones don't float, the lithium battery is far too heavy. And when they get wet they're short circuited and instantly stop working.

this is why i keep my cell on the ground when i take it into the bathroom

Anonymous_F_Up 0

Don't worry, 7 million cellphones are dropped in the toilet every year. Fun fact for u.

blah_blah_10 0

if u still have your phone.. well i donno if itll work anymore but at first you shoulda taken it out of the toilet :P took it apart(battery out.. ect) and put it in a bowl full of rice, and burried it because the rice would absorb the water, i did it, and my phone works fine now :) ahah but i didnt drop it into the toilet, i droped it into the ocean.. haha

Professor59 2

That's cool - you have a floating cell phone. Well, that should have made it easier to retrieve. P.S. I think you voided your warranty...

hahahahaahahaa my phone accidentally fell in the toilet before too, except it was BEFORE i went to the bathroom luckily. If you fished it out IMMEDIATELY and removed the battery and then cool-air dried it with a hair dryer, you should be able to save it. I don't know if the fact that yours fell in pee and not clean toilet water makes a difference though...

well that just means it wasnt meant to be. sounds like a pissy time lmao

FYL. that's more or less happened to me before, except it was in my pocket and fell out. :(