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By ugh - 28/04/2009 21:49 - Canada

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

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By WhyTheFNot - 20/06/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML

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By needanewphone - 22/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

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By tmac - 04/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

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By esoog - 19/05/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By shelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML

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blooop_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:17

YDI. People don't have enough patience these days.

omglolydi 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:19

So did he come over?

Comments

Mnemic 5

Wednesday 29 April 2009 7:29

I think your mobile was trying to escape.

yeahreally 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 7:35

lol well did you like your crush enough to grab your phone out of piss? that is the question.

0 3

Wednesday 29 April 2009 8:06

What kind of phone do you have that floats?

wh0regasm 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 8:26

don't put your phone in your back pocket.

frenzykitty 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 10:34

lol @ #7

Fraggle 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:13

How did nobody mention the fact that this FML makes no sense? "I was just pulling my pants down when I heard something fall, and turned around to see my phone floating in pee" I don't know about you, but when I pee, pulling the pants down far precedes the pee being in the bowl....

ful_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 13:32

that's much sexier then you realize...

ditlihi 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 13:42

Seems this happen to about 10% of the population. FTL.

snoopy24_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:07

once i accidentally dropped my car keys in the toilet while it was flushing (this was at a restaurant). i had to ask the manager about finding someone to recover them for me, which they ended up not being able to do, so i had to get new keys made for the car...not so brilliant, i know. i haven't gone to that restaurant ever since because i'm afraid the people who worked there that day would remember me and laugh (or kill me, depending on their mood that day).