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By ugh - 28/04/2009 21:49 - Canada

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

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By WhyTheFNot - 20/06/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML

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You deserved it 9 331

By needanewphone - 22/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 32 341

By tmac - 04/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 086

You deserved it 43 134

By esoog - 19/05/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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You deserved it 48 400

By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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You deserved it 3 725

By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 63 838

By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 644

You deserved it 9 143

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By shelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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Thanks dad…

By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 645

You deserved it 2 608

blooop_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:17

YDI. People don't have enough patience these days.

omglolydi 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:19

So did he come over?

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BaldOuting 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 5:18

haha #42 so true - could just be wishful thinking - well now the OP will never know...

prettyunpunk 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 5:00

#31 - they take the phone's apart at the manufacturer's warehouse, and there are other liquid damage indicators inside the device. the one on the outside/underneath the battery -is just a preliminary indicator for the carrier. it can still be white, and you can still get charged an out of warranty fee for liquid damage.

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 5:59

HAHA, don't bring your phone in the bathroom.

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 5:59

lol, don't bring your fine in the bathroom.

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:00

LOL, dont bring your phone in the bathroom.

FoundManyLemons 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:14

You should have grabbed it. Still, FYL.

Burner2K0 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:18

YDI, IDK i just think you do.

abbyxroad 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:32

That sucks. Did he ever come over?

tigerhawk90 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:32

STOP RUINING FMLs....here is a good one that I couldn't submit and I am going to put this comment on all the others.. "Today, I looked at the top FMLs for the day. FML"

wichitagirl87 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:32

lmao good job! I've totally done that before.. and now I pay special attention to where my phone is all the time when I even bring it in the bathroom with me.. mine dried out though