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By embarrassed - 21/12/2009 00:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML

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By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2017 12:00

Today, after a brief FaceTime session, I accidentally texted my father what was meant for my boyfriend. I had to downplay it, but it still made me want to crawl 50 ft below the earth and stay there a few days. FML

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Mistaken identity

By fmlfmlfml - 20/07/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML

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Explain yourself

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML

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By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 06:34 - Netherlands

Today, I came home sick. After a while I received a text message. I thought it was a sweet 'how are you baby?' from my boyfriend. It wasn't. He sent: 'Hey, I'm going to work now. Please do not disturb. Thank you!' FML

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By nolife - 30/08/2012 01:33 - United States - Richmond

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

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By noway6000 - 03/03/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

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Ghost

By Braden - 28/10/2021 17:00

Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML

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5ive 0

Monday 21 December 2009 9:10

oh naughty naughty!

Daaniellee1234 8

Monday 21 December 2009 9:15

Uhm not gunna lie I had to read this FML a good couple times until I understood it. I found you worded it oddly. Maybe its just me.. ahah

Comments

reidcamphor 0

Monday 21 December 2009 21:39

yeah i remember moderating this. awesome

driedpeaches 0

Monday 21 December 2009 22:47

the good/home swap used to get me all the time.

shaddix 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 1:55

OP, someone invented this really cool thing called proofreading. I totally suggest you use it with your texts.

thingamajiga 5

Tuesday 22 December 2009 3:21

hAHAHA You took the words right out of me .

munim 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 2:11

seriously.. if laughter is the best medicine, i just got rid of my cancer.

fyl511 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:45

I wish laughter was the cure for cancer, that would be amazing :)

got_no_rhythm 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 7:09

look if u have predictive text on its probably because u want to text quickly....so ur not going to double check everything u write!!! if everyone did that then funny things like this would never happen and then we would have nothing to talk about.....and that was funny!!! Really really funny!

RuralNinja 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 8:50

If anything, he probably appreciates the honesty.

DarkSkullCat 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 9:07

FAIL. I hate that T9/predictive text sh!t! To be honest you should know better than to use it or at the very least double-checked your message before you sent the damn thing! I bet your dad's expression was priceless though! XD YDI all the way. Be a good girl next time! :P

fyl511 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:42

Hahahaha! This is the most hilarious fmylife I've ever read! Well, I hope he understands. :) I can't believe your parents let you stay over at your boyfriend's house, though. Unless your eighteen I guess.

Ella_fml 17

Wednesday 23 December 2009 4:04

I'm 18 and im not allowed to sleep over at my bfs, cuz I live with my parents...

misssmidastouch 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 2:45

this is hilarious! rofl. predictive type is a pain tho, i can't count the numbe rof times i've texted people and asked them if they "wanted to go to the mother"... mother=movies.