By Anonymous - 14/02/2016 09:15 - Netherlands - Veldhoven

Today, I think I've conditioned my body to not function without technology, as I simply couldn't take a shit until I got up, fetched my phone and returned to the toilet to read stuff on here. FML
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tigerthepredator 16

Imagine what would happen if the phone battery died.

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MrConfusion 21

To all the people saying YDI, I think you would do the same thing

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Comments

SG44 14

You're not alone OP, I'm either on Facebook or browsing car parts

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FastTurtle9 14

I've trained my body to have to piss when I have to do hard physical labor to get out of having to do it.

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SoBeSatan 22

I'm not sure if I should be impressed by the conditioning or if I should applaud you for realizing that was your issue.

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deaddonkey 15

I can still use the bathroom without needing my phone but the poop is more boring

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CRC_101 31

A pointer: a lot of people squat more and take a more poop-friendly position while on their phones. Also worth a try - or yes, it's toilet boredom.

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jelrid 30

FYL to your cell phone! I feel sorry that it has to experience all your bathroom breaks with you!

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iblife 7

The same with me, except with going to sleep

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