By Mel - 23/05/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I thought I'd finally make a step towards getting over my ex-fiancé by flirting with a cute waiter. I left him a note on the bill. He comes back, says "which one of you is [name]?" and leans down close to me to say, "Thanks for your note, but your card was declined." FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 896
You deserved it 8 087

Same thing different taste

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chimmy 0

He was nice about it though! Embarrassing, but at least he didn't shout it across the restaurant or anything.

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jeremymg91 0

Embarrassing, but not really and FYL or a YDI. Cards get declined all the time, atleast mine does, and I have plenty of money. It sometimes is where you spend it or your bank can screw up. Atleast the guy likes you, though.

snavula 0

# 38 and 39, why do you use **** so much? Its only effective if you pull it out once at a good time. But, you just throw it around making yourself look retarded. In fact, you're probably just angry because you didn't understand the FML til you read my explanation.

How did he use brackets in his speech? I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!!

#35, seriously what's wrong with you? This isn't an FML because two slightly bad things compounded off of one another. The two things are so trivial that they don't even count. Credit cards aren't declined randomly, so she must've had some idea it was going on and writing 10 digits on a receipt is hardly a technique that will work very often. To top if off, the guy was polite about it. So its really along the lines of "Today, I forgot my umbrella. Then it was cloudy. But it didn't rain. FML."

at least he seemed kinda interested :)

snavula 0

Well #46, please point out where it says she wrote her phone number? And jesus christ get off my dick, i said it was an FML, i didn't say it was an ultra-fml. I didn't even moderate it. I just wanted to say why it is considered an FML occurrence. All people like you do is come on here to debunk the FML and ruin it for everyone. You probably go to magic shows and ruin it for little kids too don't you? Congratulations, you're an asshole. If you don't understand what this site is trying to do, then go away.

#21 FYL for posting a picture of yourself as an avatar, you degenerate. You look softer than a terry cloth you asswipe. #22 hey retard read the post. She said her ex-FIANCE meaning that at some f***** point she would have gotten married. If she were that confident that she DID have the money she would have told him to swipe again but then again if it gets declined waiters tend to swipe it again just in case! That's embarassing and she deserved it. Now you look like a cheap ass in front of your friends and they probably wont want to invite you out since you may screw things up on a bill. Always make sure you have money in your bank and money in your pockets at all time.

snavula 0

# 49, for a 13 year old, you're kinda dumb. You missed what #22 was trying to say. She acknowledged the fact that the OP was getting married, and was stating that perhaps they had been ex-fiances for a lot longer than anyone here automatically assumes. She used something called emphasis, look it up. You just don't know how to read I guess.

organismal 0

huh, i guess i interpreted it differently; i thought that the waiter was rejecting her in a creative way, haha.